Help the screaming mimes!

June 2013

aflawedfashion:

arqueete:

*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*

First we lose the ability to slam the phone down on someone when we lose the land line.

Then we lose the ability to dramatically close a flip phone. 

smashing the end button just isn’t the same. 

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• Mom/Dad: why don't you ever tell me anything?
• Mom/Dad: *tells entire family about your problems*
• Mom/Dad: *judges you*
• Mom/Dad: *Insults you*
• Mom/Dad: *calls you spoiled*
• Mom/Dad: *says you're overreacting*

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penice:

hungarian:

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

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Play

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Parker Lewis Can't Lose (But I'm Gunna Give it My Best Shot) Fall Out Boy

faptrickstump:

parker lewis can’t lose (but i’m going to give it my best shot) | fall out boy

this is the last song that i waste on you.

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• Me with no money: I want everything
• Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

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